people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
Only a bad musician blames their instument
When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.
this is fascinating
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